Marketing Fluff
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Exploitable Gullibility
97% of agents specializing in marketing will believe arbitrary statistics which could totally just be made up.
Redundancy at it's Best
Why innovate when you can emulate?
Let our team of experienced plagiarizers "copy-pasta" your way to victory.
Market Research
Our teams of leading expert scientists and researchers have verified with over 98.89% probability that you should drop acid tonight. Whoops, that was the acid talking.
Psychedelic Mushrooms
If you are looking for information on cultivation or consumption of species like psilocybe cubensis, this ain't the place! Seriously, we are not some kind of reputable psychedelic information resource. Also, chocolate.
Psychotropic Pscience
Psilly is a non-profit research and educational organization dedicated to developing medical, legal, and cultural contexts for people to benefit from the careful uses of psychedelics, as well as plain-ol' gettin' high.
Psychotomimetic Pstocks
Why are you reading this when you probably have a better idea what I mean than I do. What, are you trying to PSYK it TO the man? PSI, please...
Dimethyltryptamine, Darling
A mystical experience that gives you a real, nourishing, and felt sense of the interconnectedness of life, and can be profoundly transformative.
Quantum Psychedelics
And a new philosophy emerged called quantum physics, which suggests that the individual's function is to inform and be informed. You really exist only when you're in a field sharing and exchanging information. You create the realities you inhabit.